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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Giants Activate Jerar Encarnacion - MLB Trade Rumors

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC

No go.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nvidia Scores U.K. Artificial Intelligence Infrastructure Deals - Investor's Business Daily

No way

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks